Kantilal is an avid stock market investor. His wife Jankiben is worried about her husband’s disinterest in her and in everything else but his investments. So she took him to a baba camped near their home.
“Swamiji,” said Jankiben, “my husband talks only about FIIs, PEs, earnings per share, dividend, bonus…”
“Don’t worry,” said the swami. “I’ll check his futures and options
Junior manager, senior manager and the boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. In the cab, they found a lamp. The boss rubbed it, and a genie appeared. “I’ll grant you one wish each,” the genie said.
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, “I want to be on a fast boat in the Bahamas with no worries.” And, poof, he was gone.
The junior manager couldn’t keep quiet. He shouted, “I want to be in Miami, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails.” And, poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss’s turn. “I want those idiots back in the office after lunch.”
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